US
physicists have studied the fluid dynamics of urine "splashback" -
and found tips to help men and women with their accuracy and hygiene.
Using high-speed cameras, the
team filmed jets of liquid striking toilet walls and studied the resulting
spray.
Why, oh why, oh why
would you study for a degree in physics to then go and research urine
splashback, what are these ‘geniuses’ going to do next write a paper on why
turds smell bad?
Of all the useful things
they could have chosen to research and they pick this, and to top it all off
one of them was interviewed and had the gall to say it’s a real problem; no it
isn’t just because you think it’s a problem that doesn’t make it a problem.
If they are really so
determined to tackle this ‘problem’ I could have saved them some time, just recommend
sitting down instead of standing, mind you if they had just come up with that
after five minutes like any normal person would have and not spent god knows how long ‘studying’
splashback in detail, I dread to think what other ‘problem’ they would have
wasted their time on.
The term educated
idiots come to mind.
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