Organisers of a luxury cruise were
surprised to receive a complaint from one passenger, saying that she found the
sea to be “too loud”.
These and other unusual, not to say
baffling, complaints have been revealed by online travel agency bonvoyage.co.uk.
Others include a couple who wanted
compensation after forking out “a lot more money than planned” on staff tips
due to the excellent service.
A man complained about not getting “an
impressive tan” and being unable to swim in the pool each day - while on a trip
around Alaska.
And, last but by no means least, a
female traveller who asked for a window to be installed in her cabin after
complaining about not having a view of the sea, despite booking an inside cabin.
Honestly how stupid are some of
these people, how is it the fault of the travel company for the sea being loud,
what will that passenger complain about next the sun being too hot, their pina
colada being too refreshing.
That’s bad enough but the others
are far worse, of course you’re not going to get a tan if you book a cruise
round Alaska, frostbite maybe, tan no.
And who ever complains about the
service being excellent, that has to be a first.
This is a cruise so these people
aren’t exactly short of cash, but demonstrating this sort of logic I’m struggling
to work out how they would come by this kind of money.
Maybe, actually now I think about it almost certainly, they’re those
idiots you see on those hideous compensation claims adverts saying things like:
I tripped over a wet floor sign and injured myself so I sued my employers for
thousands, hahahahahahaha.
This also goes to show money doesn’t
buy you happiness, dopiness yes, happiness no.
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