A burglar was arrested after he
became frightened when he heard a strange noise and rang police from under a
bed.
Marius Ionescu, 31, mistook the
family cat for another burglar in the house in Benesti, Romania, causing him to
head for cover and wait for the authorities to come and rescue him.
When the police turned up they did
not discover anyone else in the house except for the burglar himself and
promptly arrested him.
What a bona-fide idiot this guy is,
although on the bright side he has just been awarded the Guinness World Record
for the most useless burglar ever.
How could he not tell it was a cat
making the noises, what did he think Catwoman, Batman and Robin where in the vicinity
and would at any moment smash through the windows and tie him up?
While that was fairly stupid it was
nothing compared to that fact that he called the police, I’d love to read the
transcript from that call: hello I’ve broken into a house and there were some strange
noises so I’m now hiding under a bed can you come and help me.
I would like to know how they
managed to drive him back to the station without crashing because they were, I
imagine, laughing so much.
Still if Mr Ionescu is sent to
prison and is put in a cold cramped cell, he could always buy a cat to keep him
company.
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