A man
has been warned after he dialled 999 to complain about a prostitute's looks
after meeting her.
West Midlands Police said they
were contacted by the caller who said he “wished to report her for breaching
the Sale of Goods Act”.
The force said the call was
received at about 19:30 BST on Tuesday complaining that the woman was not as
attractive as she had claimed.
Officers have now sent the man a
letter warning him about wasting police time.
Where
does one begin with a story like this, this man arranged to meet a prostitute
and when she showed up he was so angry that she wasn’t as good looking as he’d
hoped, he called the police and reported her, unbelievable.
Clearly
this guy is not a law student or someone with an ounce of common sense, because
everybody knows people who sell things, even if it is their own body, are never
completely honest, there’s always some exaggeration.
I bet the
person who took that 999 call must have thought they were hearing things, sorry
can you repeat that sir you want me to send a car out to arrest a prostitute
for lying about her looks!
If
only the conversation between the guy and the prostitute was recorded that
would have been something, when he saw her and said oh no this wasn’t what I
was expecting I’m calling the police, I wonder if he contemplated asking for a
discount?
This
guy has got himself into a complicated situation he can’t get it for free, and
yet he’s picky about paying for it, tricky one that.
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