A Labour councillor has claimed he fathered a child
with an alien - and he has sexual relations with the
extra-terrestrial about four times a year.
Simon Parkes, a 53-year-old driving instructor and
married father-of-three who sits on Whitby Town Council, said his wife
was ‘very unhappy’ with the revelation.
He added: ‘But it is not on a human level, so I
don’t see it as wrong.'
He made the comments speaking on Channel 4’s documentary, Confessions
of an Alien Abductee.
Where to begin
with this one, I found it funny that his wife was ‘unhappy’, yes I’m sure she
was, because when she saw it I can imagine she thought to herself oh s**t I’m
married to a bona-fide nutcase.
I also feel
sorry for the poor teenagers of Whitby who have to take driving lessons with him;
although I’m guessing after this announcement demand for him will drop, imagine
driving along a country lane and he turns to you and says this weekend I’m
meeting up with my alien lover for our quarterly shag.
I bet the Tory
and Lib Dem councillors in Whitby can’t believe their luck, and I bet the
Labour ones are banging their heads in disbelief, because how would you take
anything they proposed at a meeting seriously after this.
Although there
will always be a place for him in the Monster Raving Loony Party, and the Whitby
mental health facility.
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