Tuesday, 15 April 2014

Water quality at 73% of Britain’s beaches ‘excellent’

A record 73% of beaches in the UK have “excellent” water quality because of last summer's dry weather, according to the Marine Conservation Society.

Researchers said the lack of rain caused less pollution to filter down from towns and cities to the coasts.

In its annual Good Beach Guide, published on Tuesday, MCS says 538 of 734 UK beaches tested between May and September 2013 reached the top standard for water quality. It is 135 more than the previous year. 

This is total BS and hopelessly out of date.

What’s the point of producing a report that says six months ago, before one of the wettest winters on record, we found that the quality of water at the majority of Britain’s beaches is actually quite good because of the lack of rain. 

It’d be like an estate agent trying to sell a house in Pompeii and saying to the prospective buyer, yes I know it’s all covered in volcanic ash now but a few months ago it was quite lovely.

This Good Beach Guide should be reduced to one sheet of paper and on that sheet of paper it should say don’t go to the beach anywhere in Britain the water is cold and brown and the sand is covered in dog shit and other peoples rubbish, go abroad the beaches are much nicer there. Apart from in Cornwall I grant you the beaches are excellent there.  


Despite that small qualifier I’m afraid this story is a pyramid of piffle from the pr department at the Marine Conservation Society and should be ignored. 

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